Only I could struggle over it being cliché.
Really it's kind of a backhanded ringtone.
No, no, just not as sweet as some might think,
Because there are few around me who are
Versed in 80s punk and alternative.
I just want to know who is calling.
Nothing wrong with that.
Hmm, everything is wrong with that.
I can't even begin to tell you why.
Poor Lynn is gonna get an earful tonight.